Alright I haven't written anything for sometime but that's because I have given this insane brain of mine some rest. So therefore I am just posting something I had written something some years ago. I thoroughly enjoyed writing it and well the intention is that you enjoy reading it. So without further ado, here we go..........
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Bush and Blair in the White House after Baghdad is taken over by the allies. A sense of jubiliation is felt in the room. Bush and Blair have a bottle of champagne opened for the celebrations. Howard meanwhile is stuck in the parliament in Canberra because there is an angry mob waiting for him.
Bush : Cheers! We have got Iraq.
Blair : It is time to celebrate now. Our enemy is dead.
Bush : Yeah!! The axis I spoke of is getting reduced.
*(interrupted by an aide)*
Aide : Sir, the Syrians are stirring up against us.
Bush : What's a Syrian??
Blair : Oh wow! What, now we have to deal with these people too.
*(aide tells bush in his ears that Syria is a country next to Iraq and Syrians are people from Syria)*
Bush : Oh!
Blair : Excuse me?
Bush : You want to go?
Blair : What?
Bush : You asked to be excused.
Blair : I asked what you meant by Oh!? (thinking of what an ass he is)
Bush : Never mind that. Syria holds no problem.
Blair : You have a plan?
Bush : Yeah of course! We'll impose sanctions on them and then say they have WMD and then bomb them out.
Blair : Ahem Ahem..... didn't we do that with Iraq?
Bush : well its a working formula isn't it.
Blair : Yeah but............
*(Rumsfleid comes in the room looking upset)*
Rumsfield : Mr. President... The Russians are at it again!!!
Bush : What did Putin do now?
Rumsfield : Well sir, they want to know where the WMD are in Iraq and why didn't we find any?
Bush : Coz they don't have any!!
Rumsfield : Excuse me Mr. President?
Bush : No you may not be excused!! We're talking something important!!
*(Blair trying not to laugh!)*
Rumsfield : Sir?
Bush : Tell Putin that the world wants to know how those russian missiles were found in Iraq.
Rumsfield : Mr.President..... the world really doesn't want to know that.
Bush : Well tell him we wanna know about it! Don't we Blair?
Blair : Uh? Yeah sure. whatever you say George.
Rumsfield : But sir........
Bush : Also remind him that i have said before in my war speech on afghanistan that those who are not with us are against us. Now please i have to talk to Blair.
Rumsfield : Yes Mr. President.
Bush : The man is always worried about one thing or the other. So what were we talking about?
Blair : Syria.
Bush : What's that?
*(Blair thinks of hitting his head hard on the wall)*
Blair : nothing.
Bush : So, what do we do next?
Blair : As in?
Bush : Which country now?
Blair : What??
Bush : Well i'm on a winning spree! i mean two countries in 6 months.
Blair : Yeah but.....
Bush (with arrogance): Well are u saying u are not with us?
Blair : No!! We are with you all the way.
Bush : Good. cuz Howard has no problem.
Blair : You talked to him?
Bush : NO! But i know!!
Blair : Well, What do you have in mind?
Bush : This country we were talking about sometime back.What was the name of it?
Blair : Syria.
Bush : Oh! well why didn't you tell me that it was the name of the country at that time.
Blair : Well what about Syria?
Bush : We got Iraq in 5 weeks, so Syria can be won in a week right?
Blair : Might be.
*(then with a burst of excitement)*
Bush : Then North Korea!!
Blair : WHAT???
Bush : I know you'd get all scared!
Blair : Beg your pardon. I'm not at all scared. But this idea is totally absurd.
Bush : Are you doubting my power?
Blair : No....but.......
Bush : You just wait and watch!
*(Blair thinking when the next elections will happen so that he could get out of this mess he created for himself)*
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